Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

by Palm Knee June 7, 2025

wood

male genitalia hanging off a man

Yad has a small wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021

Riley Wood

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍

That guy is packing dont steal my girl i beg he is such a Riley Wood

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.

Sid woods is a nonce

by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021

Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood

Will Wood bought nudes from a younger trans (FTM) fan. It was in about 2017 or 2019 but it's still a known fact in the Will Wood fandom. It happened. Trust me... It happened...

Gay kid 1: "What was that weird post on X recently?"

Gay kid 2: "Oh, a Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood or "I got groomed by Will Wood".

by Bluebirb69420 February 3, 2024