Irish saddlebag

The act of motor boating,when a large/obese woman sits on your face,resulting in her butt cheeks slapping your face.

Theres no way to ask for a irish saddlebag,it just happens

by A303YMOUS April 28, 2021

Irishman’s Dozen

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.

Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

Irishsexual

1. Prefering alcohol to women
2. A very promiscous 60 y/o homosexual living in San Jose, apparently

Person 1: "I heard Dave hired a prostitute to help him brew beer."
Person 2: "Yea, he just came out as an Irishsexual."
Person 1: "Bruh that's just alcoholism."

by PersonMan™ May 28, 2021

Irish

When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.

"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever

by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021

Irish Cunt

What the cunt Jake Paul called Connor McGregor

Jake paul: What the fuck is up you irish cunt

by Detesogolemkur June 5, 2021