penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

Venus Fly Trap

A sex act involving two females and one male. Basically the two women are performing the scissor around the man's penis. The penis is "trapped" in between the two vagina, hence the name. The man usually lays down on his back and the women have sex together on the penis. This is one position where a man can have sex with two women at one time.

Damn, last night, my girlfriend and her friend wanted to have sex with me, and then they thought of the Venus fly trap. THE. BEST. SEX. I. EVER. HAD.

by justawatev May 9, 2010

Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

by anon June 13, 2004

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009

let the doves fly

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbation

Ronnie- "That nude scene was the best. I think I'm gonna go let the doves fly."

Bobby-"yea good idea."

...10 min later...

Bobby-"the doves are free my friend."

by The BeanMastur February 14, 2014

Go Fly a Helicopter

An expression used to show your indifference to another person's life.

I don't care about him. He should do like Kobe and go fly a helicopter.

by Vote Biden 2020 January 28, 2020

When Pigs Fly

Synonym of never.

A random gurl:can you join our litterature club

that mc who believes in gender equality like me: when pigs fly

by NeonPhantomFox October 2, 2020