Ethan

Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.

Ethan, he looks like such a nerd i bet he has a small penis

by Begman February 19, 2019

Ethan

The single most sexy man in existence. He may not look like much but underneath that clothing is the best muscles ever, he's got the chest of a god. the back of a Greek god and the abs of god as well. He is also so kind and caring. He is the person you want for a boyfriend or husband

O my god ETHAN

by hghuuhnfi November 20, 2023

Ethan

SIMP

Ethan simps for anything that breathes

by BigIQ June 5, 2020

Ethan

good nice boy
that smart boy that with passion to be somebody

Scarlet: Ethan has 12 pack
Morgan: I know here showed me

by papi69213 December 17, 2022

ethan coomber

Ethan coomber is my ex but I still love him I'm better then his new gf cuz I'm prettier

Ily ethan coomber

by Xxx_cutiepie_xxX July 20, 2024

ethan martinez

A fuck boy that got. His dick. Exposed on Instagram wit the username Markham exposed and cannot keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks

You know that nigga Ethan Martinez yea his dick red as fuck lmaoo

by Mkms exposed July 9, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a big girl, often cries in bed after getting crushed by superior BJJ practitioners. Has been heard several times screaming “I wish I was as good looking as Charlie”

“I got tapped out 22 times in 5 minutes I’m such an Ethan”

by Savlon645 November 23, 2021