Emily is the type of person who never allows others to curse, even though it’s her favorite sport. If you curse in front of her she will bitch slap you like she’s Will Smith. She thinks she is always right and she’s the best, when in reality that’s just what her mommy tells her. WARNING ⚠️ if you ever befriend an Emily, all your friends will drop you like a hot potato. Emily’s are the most moody people to exist. When you want to hang out with other people she will say “it’s not my fault my grandma died.” (Even though her grandma is fine and dandy. Over all, avoid all Emily’s, especially when their name is Emily G Suttmeier. If you don't compete or stop running, she calls you out of shape, unathletic, pathetic, and weak. When in reality emily is always shitty at all sports. NEVER EVER BEFRIEND ONE OF THESE BEASTS.
Emily: I can’t go to get lunch with you guys, I have to go home and sleep
Other friends: we can just go together
Emily: you guys fucking suck
5 MINUTES LATER
Emily: can you crack my back besties?
Other friends: we can just go together
Emily: you guys fucking suck
5 MINUTES LATER
Emily: can you crack my back besties?
by Emily’s ex friend May 23, 2022
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" - Damn why is she so mean and violent with me ?
- Don't worry dude it's normal...
- But I was kind with her
- ...She's got the Emilie's syndrome"
- Don't worry dude it's normal...
- But I was kind with her
- ...She's got the Emilie's syndrome"
by Maxmoshark November 6, 2019
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by dillon obreos June 5, 2020
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She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
Emily knew it was the G6 rule type of vibe that night, things got naughty when her boyfriend was out of town 😳🤫
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
Get the Emily mug.She' the most stunning & intelligent girl in the world.She has been through many hard times but always wakes up with a smile on her face,ready to brighten everyone’s day.No one deserves her.She's the best friend anyone could ask for.Ifyouhave Emily,keep her close to your heart because she is special.She's more special than the sun in the sky,the grass on the ground,the water in the sea.Remind yourslf daily that whoever's in charge up there was feeling extra generous when they gave you Emily,because she's a living miracle.She's the piece that completes your complicated puzzle.Without her the world would stop turning, the sun would stop shining and the people would stop smiling.And if Emily's your best friend,never let her go because I promise you will never get someone like her.Love Emily with all of your heart,& when you have no more love left to give,she will return the love.She deserves it more than anyone.Don’t take her for granted.Let her know all the time she's beautiful & priceless and that you love her, that you love her more than anything.Emily is also the most amazing,caring,sweet person in the whole world.She will do anything to help any of her friends her and to make them happy & she would be willing to sacrifice her happiness for her friends.She's a gorgeous girl that when she walks in a room the whole room stop and stare.She's an amazing girlfriend & if you are dating her you really truly are a very lucky guy because she is an amazing kisser & good on bed too
by Elie Insider November 22, 2021
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by Zekelikesemily December 27, 2021
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