Mama dry

Nemesis of mama moist and is a 3am yt

Mama dry: I am obama
You :no don’t come to my house
Mama dry:that’s it I’m coming to your house
You: (dies)

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

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Dry

Basically the opposite of funny. When someone cracks a joke that is so stupid it's not funny at all, it is considered dry.

Michela: What do you call a fly with no wings?

Alexandra: What?
Michela: A walk.
Alexandra: ...Dry.

by visontle October 18, 2022

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Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

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Dry Texter

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

by Nonery October 28, 2023

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A conversation that is considered very boring or bland. It's usually the result of the person on the other end to either not be interested in talking or giving very vague responses to the conversation. This results in a feeling of uncertainty and anxiety within the other end of the conversation. Usually occurs online, but can happen in real life scenarios.

Person X: Hello! How are you
Person Y: Good.
Person X: That's good to hear.
(awkward pause)
Person X: Soo anything up?
Person Y: Nm.
Person X: Oh well I'm studying personally, it's kind of hard lol.
Person Y: Cool.
Person X: I mean not really??
(Awkward pause)
Person X and Y: God this is so dry.

by unoriginalUmbrella September 6, 2022

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