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Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Ass crackermug.

Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
mugGet the Cracker Girlmug.

Cracker

A slur for white people, originating from poor white people hired by plantation owners in the American south.
Man 1: look, theres a cracker over there!
Man 2: aren't you black?
Man1: society only cares about saying the N word.
by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021
mugGet the Crackermug.

cracker crafted

Crafted in a custom manner at home using only improvisational techniques and exclusively Caucasians.
Well, that looks nigger rigged but we're white. It must be cracker crafted!
by DissociativeK December 30, 2022
mugGet the cracker craftedmug.

cracker tweak

Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak
Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”
by tHINGYsPLASH August 19, 2019
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Buttered Cracker

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk
by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019
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monkey cracker

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
by PRI777 March 19, 2023
mugGet the monkey crackermug.

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