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Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.
"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."
by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020
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Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.
Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!
by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020
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category 4 club

A club one automatically joins after having sex during a category 4 hurricane.
When I go to Florida in the fall with Brad, we are going to become members of the "Category 4 Club".
by Dingleberry232 August 30, 2019
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Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.
John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"
by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015
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orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021
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Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.
"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"
by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022
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one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015
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