closet 

One who lives within a closet, often that of a parent or relative. Metaphorically, used to describe someone who is socially backward, similar to nerd but without the computer skill connotation.

Yeah, that guy is a closet, he has no friends

closet by Andre January 7, 2004

closet freak girl 

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.

closet freak girl by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Closeterphobia 

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).

My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.

Closeterphobia by brimism December 22, 2008

look a little closer to home 

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

look a little closer to home by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Closet Creep 

Closet creep occurs when understood boundaries are ignored in shared closet space.

There are understood to be boundaries in a shared closet. Two people, each have half the space available to them to use as they wish.

One goes to their space in the closet to find other's clothes in their space; you would sense closet creep

Closet Creep by urban bullet August 23, 2011

Closet heterosexual 

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar

Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl

Closet heterosexual by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015

closet emo 

Says their not emo, probably has never self-harmed (SAYS THAT MAKES THEM NOT EMO), owns one mainstream band t-shirt, and secretly hates them self. wears darker clothes but not black, and wears heavy eye makeup.

probably identify as grunge, or punk but lets be real we know they're probably more scared to admit their emo than a gay kid at bible camp.

debby is a closet emo

closet emo by ThAtBiTcHdebbra May 4, 2017