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chode

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 25, 2017
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Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode
Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode
by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025
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Chode

Fleshy patch between your genitals and your b-hole.
Ouch.... she kicked me right in the chode.
by Gooch84 January 23, 2021
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Chode

Picture of your dickure

Snapshot of your fat cock

Portrait mode of your rockin chode
by Her aulll October 9, 2019
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Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.
“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"
by WBProdigy March 20, 2022
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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