Chineselanglong

a hobo who sells you egg-roll

you so chineselanglong go work at sub way

by qhuyvgyhyurhyubfvcxndshNIGER November 12, 2019

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Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better

George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed

by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023

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ChineseCrap

1. Products that are made in china (Pretty much everything)
2. Scam products that make no sense
3. Products that claim to be real while being complete junk

This phone i just bought is ChineseCrap
it says it's a 16TB Portable SSD but then it says it's 8TB, it's complete ChineseCrap
i bought this product and it never arrived, it's ChineseCrap

by llamaswelcome March 27, 2023

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Chineseify

Verb.

The act of turning another person or yourself Chinese. Typically done by chinese witchcraft, evil fucked up homophobic Chinese witchcraft, or, Chinese spray.

"Either I need glasses, or someone Chineseified Harold."

"Last night I was Chineseified!"

"Mikes being a real asshole, me and the guys are gonna Chineseify him later."

by Harvard Definitions November 10, 2025

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