Child

Me

My name is child

by Child Slayer March 15, 2021

Braelon the child

a Synonym for a child

your such a braelon the child

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Childe

Childe is a boy that’s sweet, nice, caring and charming but doesn’t notice it as he is dense. At first, Childe seems like an average guy but you will soon come to realize that his warmness makes him different from other people. Everybody needs someone like Childe

Girl1: I think I have a crush on Childe
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand…

by Mimicatte November 23, 2021

Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..

“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”

by Cockokok July 30, 2021

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Anti-child sexual preference

Aka. A.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who don’t want and or have children

Luke is only sexually attracted people don't want to have kids. He has an anti-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021