Centel'd

Believing something fake that could be true but it's outrageous if it is and you spread it

Me: Bob (nerdy ah mofo) just completely fucked Emily 9School Bop) and gave her an STD
Friend: Bro ain no way, I know they've been sharing answers but no way he tapped
Friend: Im bouta tell the whole school

Me: Bro you just got Centel'd
Friend: ???
Me: I told something fake that could be true but its outrageous if it is and it created hella backlash and you believed it

Friend: Im Ronching you!

by CandyClan October 26, 2024

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Central'd

When you believe that someone is tricking you to believe something false even though it is true

Me: An OF girl got tapped by 1000 dudes just for content
Bob: Wait this is centel right?
Me: Nope you got Central'd

by Big Peter January 15, 2025

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Centrifuga Posizionale

Condizione psicofisica di estremo disagio che si manifesta nel momento esatto in cui un individuo, in stato di ebbrezza, tenta di passare dalla posizione eretta a quella orizzontale. È caratterizzata dalla convinzione illusoria che il letto sia stato installato all'interno del cestello di una lavatrice impostata a 1200 giri.

Ieri sera tutto bene finché non ho spento la luce: lì è partita una centrifuga posizionale che ho dovuto dormire col piede a terra come un’ancora.

Ragazzi, stasera ci andiamo piano che non ho voglia di fare la centrifuga posizionale alle tre di notte.

by Firassessass February 22, 2026

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centex

A situation/thing/whatever is going on; a catch-all word for anything happening—an event, problem, vibe, or moment.

“What’s this whole centex about? Everyone’s acting weird.”

“Yesterday was a full-on centex - so many things happened at once.”

“I’m not getting involved in that centex, that’s your problem.”

by chaseb46 March 17, 2026

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