Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot

I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job

by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022

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Canadian forces

The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them

The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

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Canadian forces

Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification

Fuck cf and the Canadian forces

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

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Canadian Mitchel

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.

ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please

by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

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An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

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