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Cum Cape

Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"
Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"
by LolOnYourLol February 21, 2010
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cum pillows

When a woman's breasts are large enough to have intercourse with, they are referred to as "cum pillows".
"Hey Bob, do you see that girl at the bar? Those are some nice cum pillows!"

I was playing with my girlfriends cum pillows last night!
by Perverted in Peru August 23, 2010
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Cum Dispensor

Dispensor of Semen. A male.
You Cum dispensor! I hate you!
by y.valenzuela May 24, 2008
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cum 360

Cum 360 is when you fucking spread your cum into someone's fucking face in a 360 angle.
OMG! That bitch knew I cum 360ed her yesterday,I better find a hiding spot!
by shitholepiehole55 May 23, 2014
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Cum Dribble

The flow of seminal fluid from an undefined orifice, namingly the rectum, vaginal or oral
"Hey bae there's a lot of cum dribble around your gash"
by Challenbigballz March 28, 2015
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CUM GAUTHIER

When a French man cums in and German mans asshole then he farts the cum in your moms pussy. 9 months later you have a cum Gauthier
Dude did you hear that he’s a cum Gauthier baby!?
by SRider September 14, 2018
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cum-for-brains

That slut Jill is good in bed, but she's got cum-for-brains if she thinks that I'm going to marry her.
by ESB43 June 6, 2018
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