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Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Creed-Crash

The act of playing non-stop Creed songs on a public jukebox.
As 'With arms wide open' played for the 4th consecutive time on the jukebox, a blank stare fell over the bouncer's face. He couldn't take one more day of being Creed-Crashed. As he walked into traffic, no one heard the sound of screeching tires and breaking bones over the sweet, sweet sound of Scott Stapp's voice ringing from the loudspeaker.
by ScottStapp10 November 12, 2016
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Cleepington

Adj. The urge to get super baked and fall asleep right after.
My man is straight cleepington
by Sorrenn January 20, 2017
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creek mule

The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
by Creek mule 753 August 5, 2017
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Creegs

Someone who likes to pretend he’s hot and 6’2” but is just fat small and ugly
Man that guy is such Creegs
by Paintrubber January 27, 2018
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