A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023
Get the Christianmug. Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
Get the Neo-christianmug. A guy I can’t stop thinking about. A guy I want to know more, even though I ruined that chance. Someone who brings me joy and happiness everyday I see him. Every time I am around him. If only he felt the same way about me. If he did, then I would tell him what are you waiting for? I am right here. Waiting for you to make your move.
But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.
If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.
If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
by Urbandictionaryguy124 March 25, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Christian Ave is a man of dignity, focus, love, and full of talents and skills. He is a passionate lover and a truly loveable friend. Christian Ave is a good musician and a lecturer. He can also be a good teacher who can teach many things.
by Farahnitrate June 8, 2021
Get the Christian Avemug. A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022
Get the Nambour Christian Collegemug. A religion that every single fricking person on the internet craps on for no reason due to misconseptions and lies. SO WHAT IF I BELEIVE IN A LOVING SKY DADDY WHO SENT HIS SON TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR US? WHY CAN'T YOU GOOFY AHH ATHEISTS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS FOR ONCE?
Normal christian: "Yo, whats your opinion on Christianity?"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
Get the Christianitymug. by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018
Get the christianatemug.