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Hijack the bus

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A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”
Hijack the bus by Bud driver August 18, 2022
Related Words
bush bussy bussin Buster busted bust bust down bust a nut Bus busta

deluxe party bus 

A party bus, with additional tongue to taint action during the fisting process. Sour cream or crème fraisch optional.
I paid extra for Linda to give me that deluxe party bus. She really put the sour in sour cream.
koo is poo says abobus. abobus is a-bo-bus
a-bo-bus by MatMannDiscord October 29, 2022

double decker bus 

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.
our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.

reinventing the bus 

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
reinventing the bus by tariqk November 21, 2022

Driving The Bus 

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.