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Beardiot

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.
The shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot.

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.
by aceadean June 25, 2016
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bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.
I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.
by SeniorMus June 6, 2016
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Beardiot

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.
That shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot!

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.
by aceadean May 30, 2016
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beadly harz

When you urinate in a friends bottle, and wait for them to drink it.
Why is Harry I'll?

I gave him a good old beadly harz didn't I?
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beard banana

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.
I walked down the street wearing and holding a beard banana.
by Tahaku December 1, 2016
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beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair
Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard
by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016
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Beard-atude

Men who have actually earned the right to have a beard. Meaning can lift more then 50lbs (at one time, not over a span of a month), actually knows how to use tools, gets their hands dirty, builds s*** out of nothing, and swears on a regular basis. Simply put a REAL man.
"I have a bad beard-atude, I worked hard to earn this beard."
by Warr Dogz July 20, 2017
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