by jhontrent123 November 25, 2013
Ryan Bennett is the All Father himself, the One Above All. Ryan Bennett is the purest and realest form of god and all of his power. Any being that date defy him and his ways will be slaughtered in his path. Ryan can move himself throughout the omniverse to his own will. Ryan has no limitations in the slightest. Ryan Bennett creates new things simply by walking around and being near other things. Ryan Bennett was there before the beginning of time and he will be there after the end of time. Ryan Bennett is the ultimate being.
by Somoki May 07, 2019
An absolute fucktard who is constantly on the pull (even with one going) who has a fetish of a two figured number
by Bigfattyfattybigbig September 09, 2017
by Michael51 March 03, 2007
When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!
The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!
by Tyrus Thomas April 27, 2006
by ryanallen November 30, 2016
Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.
Ryan Meteer is fat
by Not Riley Parish September 07, 2020