Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent

omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy

by Master117boss September 5, 2019

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

Someone of asian descent that dresses like a yaoi anime character but looks completely normal in an outfit that is unacceptable for anyone of any other race.

Mark: Hey do you see that Asian in a Lolita dress with cat ears and like a million rainbow barrettes?
Steve: Yeah, thats one flaming Asian.

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.

After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.

by asian_circles September 21, 2016