Anal Reparations

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.

“Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”

by bobbobbobobobbob June 16, 2021

anal babies

an anal baby is a black kid

No Steve! Don't cum in my ass, I don't want to have any anal babies

by PushingNico October 25, 2009

Anal Mangler

A long object/weapon with a sharp and/or rigid end.

Ex:

"Dude I'm a beast, check out my new anal mangler!"

or

"I challenge thee, to a battle of the manglers!"

by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008

anal fellatio

The classy way of communicating the act of eating some fine, juicy asshole.

I enjoy a classy dose of anal fellatio every once in a while.

by PhD in Swagger July 1, 2014

anal beast

Adj. Hardcore Master of Anal Destruction

Dude, he is such an anal beast!

by PizzaHog January 12, 2015

Anal Guacamole

where 4 hours before having anal the girl drinks a purple slushy. While having anal she shits and the shit is green. Hence the name Anal Guacamole.

Yeah we were doing anal and she did some Anal Guacamole

by AnalGuacomole May 17, 2019

Anal rectomy

The insertion and removal of miscellaneous objects in and out of the rectum. It does not have to be The Insider's rectum it could be any rectum of choice that is available for insertion

If you touch my beer or unplug my phone charger again I will give you an epic anal rectomy with your brand new Sawzall dildo

by Cork princess July 6, 2016