Alex Schulli

a little hotty
super thick and looks yummy.
usually has a massive dick about 60 miles long and 1 mile in girthy (wide)
very good at pleasuring women or men
has a thing for vampires. loves when vampires interrupt them while talking.

was a pumpkin

wow, you can tell he is a Alex Schulli just because he has 3 legs.

by chained rat February 20, 2022

skillz and alex

something to refer to when some one has absolutely 0 hoes/female attention, and I mean 0.

"I swear, that guy can't ever get a girlfriend"
"ah, he's just like skillz and alex :D "

by starcat.thegodessofrizz January 19, 2023

Green Alex

when your friends are talking about important, life-changing events, and you interrupt them to talk about something stupid or how you don’t know how to get dick.

“Don’t mean to Green Alex you, but...”
“Sorry to be a Green Alex.”
“I was talking, and she Green Alex-ed me.”

by xXxGothGurrlxXx May 17, 2018

Alex Rodriguez

A centaur with a huge 11" horse cock. He indulges in regular anal sex.

Alex Rodriguez loves men

by Penisfacedpie January 7, 2020

Alex Anderson

One of the best gamers on the planet the coolest guy ever don’t fuck with him because he on his gang shit nah just kidding he’s just a dude who wants a girl please

Alex Anderson is lonely

by Bluemask2021 January 21, 2018

Ophilia+Alex

Some ophilias like alex’s like a crush but alex’s may not like them back as they already like somebody else

Friend: who do you like?
Ophilia: Alex

That doesnt work out. Ophilia+Alex is a no.

by Reallyweirdperson December 14, 2020

Alex Chambless

An asshole of a friend who is mean to you

Your an Alex chambless

by Yournothomo April 16, 2020