Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.
Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: โthe next dayโ oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would yโall like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we donโt like Pity Ham.
Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: โthe next dayโ oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would yโall like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we donโt like Pity Ham.
by Max Baskin February 14, 2023
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