My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

zuhair come and answer my damn question

A dumbass black guy who never answers questions

hey zuhair what is the homework "zuhair come and answer my damn question"

by JackPlayz777 August 30, 2025

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021

20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

My Ian

Ian's are amazing, smart, kind, VERY HOT, will never let you down in any situation!! Will ALWAYS put a smile on your face no matter what! NO matter how far you are from your Ian NEVER let him go because he"s the best soul you will ever find in a boy!! He"s strong, will be the best father ever!, hard working! i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with my Ian! I love you! <3

Me- i love you My Ian!
Ian- i love you too!

by My Ian March 15, 2022

oh my grief

an expression used by this one dumb bitch this one time cuz she doesn't wanna take the Lord's name in vain.

stupid bitch: "11 business day hold? Oh my grief!"

by Kirby33 August 30, 2006