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Your Mine

It is a song about baldi's basics.

"Your mom is mine" They always say.
Your Mine was sick bro! Welcome to my hooker palace
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your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.
"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag
by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018
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Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18
John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”
by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
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