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jail for kids were you go home every day except weekends and breaks
by Fuck2013 February 25, 2021
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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Cumberland elementary school

Cumberland Elementary school is a school in desplains. Most of the teachers are nice. The students think they are all that. School for dumb kids
“What school do you go to?”

Cumberland Elementary School
“Ha loser!”
by Rudhfbf January 3, 2023
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JLS middle school

This school lowkey sucked. Its just like almost every other midddle school. Some these teachers hella chill, some a little more strict. But thats just what its like with all teachers. Lots of us had great moments at this school, like messing around with our friends, laughing at the most random shit, hanging out with the chill teachers ect.
Hey remember all those chill history teachers we had back at JLS middle school.
by ilovemilfsbaka February 21, 2021
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Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
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St. Mary's International School

Jordan Tronson: St. Mary's International School
Jordan Tronson 2: yes
by Jordan Tronson December 2, 2020
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Park High School

A shit school, 2 bold nonces, skets that get their pics leaked, rumours, fights that get gassed but they pussy out, over 1/10, the teachers per gets praised the rest are students or safety hazards, drugs go in nd out of the gates, so bad, ask girls from park for nudes and they’ll send
by unknown2trappy November 29, 2020
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