fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.

Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."

by Vebb November 15, 2023

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass or used in cursing

I'm going to shit my pants
That's a shit ton of money

by Quandle dingle berry June 7, 2023

Toein’ the shits

When you’re walking a dangerous line of starting some shit

1: I told that girl her dress was ugly
2: dude you’re really toein’ the shits with her

by C00ikiem0nster June 13, 2022

shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing

All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble

by Longman80 February 12, 2019

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025