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Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".
John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.
by xynoxis May 12, 2018
mugGet the Your cousin a dykemug.

lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares
You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me
by Luci-fur March 13, 2023
mugGet the lie to your mommamug.

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
mugGet the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug.

Your mum

"Your mum", is the women I intend to get with, she is the women in love with senior star definitionist, skirtingfish65.
Your mum be trying to lick my face
by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019
mugGet the Your mummug.

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
mugGet the You’re as straight as your hairmug.

Your Stretching it!

"Your Stretching it" is used when someone is making or creating a big situation about a small issue or detail. small arguments turn into huge ones as small incidents turn into huge ones as well.
boy... it aint even that much of a big deal... your stretching it!
by RealEx December 12, 2023
mugGet the Your Stretching it!mug.

Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power
(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"
by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021
mugGet the Does it look like i need your powermug.

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