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Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing
Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....
by purde June 9, 2018
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fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023
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Full of shit

Full of misinformation, trickery, and cruelty, and not a whole lot else.
The girl had more full of shit qualities than redeemable ones.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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Toein’ the shits

When you’re walking a dangerous line of starting some shit
1: I told that girl her dress was ugly
2: dude you’re really toein’ the shits with her
by C00ikiem0nster June 13, 2022
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Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships
Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing
All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble
by Longman80 February 12, 2019
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EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
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