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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025
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G My

A short small boi which is good at football but is trash at everything else(yolk)
Heyt G my
Shut up pow
by sherilaine January 19, 2023
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my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.
by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017
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oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.
“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025
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Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
by 2Bobs May 5, 2024
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Fisting my Tiramisu

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?
by Kendotronic3000 February 9, 2022
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