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School

School is the bane of every child’s existence. You dread every second of school, from the first second of the day to the last second of the day. School is meant to be a place of learning, but it is worse than it sounds. You spend 13 years of your life in a CLASSROOM. You are rigorously tested on your knowledge. You have to deal with degenerate douchebags and annoying idiots. Enjoy the misery!
4 year old me: I’m going to kindergarten next year. I wonder what it’s like.
School System: Tests, Pointless Knowledge, Idiots, Stress, Boredom, Unfairness, etc.
4 year old me: ...Oh wow.
by TheNorwegianOverlord December 25, 2017
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School

A prison that kids go to get tortured.
Person 1: Hey, what's that sad building over there?
Person 2: That? Oh, it's school?
by Klojhgfcvbn April 25, 2022
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School

“School starts tomorro

Fuck
by Fanofqueen January 24, 2019
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Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.
“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”
by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021
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Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting
Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school
by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020
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GREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL

A places where hoes and snakes thrive

Most girls are hoes and need to go

Many guys just try to get in your pants**
Hey did you hear “green middle school” has hoes
by Green middle school January 17, 2019
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kentucky school bus

When a female and her male cousins (at least 3 or more cousins) have sex in the back of a dirty car.
"Man, I saw this hot kentucky school bus video and it was so good"
by koontoe keantae June 23, 2018
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