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Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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Are you out of your mind!?

a phrase someone used when they're going insane,
i wanna dive in a pool 9 miles up in the sky!
Are you out of your mind!?
by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021
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Slide off of your tray

To inhale smoke of a pill tray
"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!
by Big Daddy Dickums March 26, 2024
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put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
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Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022
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Your mom

you use it for a come back to someone if they insulted you
Friend:"Your gay"
Yoy:"That's not what your mom said last night"
by Romsef November 17, 2017
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