Oh my cat

Unvoiced for Oh my God.

The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.

Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.

by NYPopcat June 17, 2022

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

my cock

My cock is big (trust)

Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples

by im am not straight June 17, 2022

my throat hurts

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

uhhh daddy my throat hurts… do it again 😩

by aqxa on the yt June 18, 2022

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

My bum

Very

“My bum is very”

by The creator of my bum June 19, 2022

sold my LandCruiser

"Got a vasectomy"

"Sad but good day, just sold my LandCruiser"

by GottaGetThatTeslaMoney June 20, 2022