Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

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YOU PIECE OF SHIT

It is a harsh word people use sometimes

Guy 1: Paper shouldnt be recycled
Guy 2: YOU PIECE OF SHIT-
Guy 1: what the fuck? im making an opinion
Guy 2: dude you NEED to.
Guy 1: aight fuck you then you piece of shit.

by Titanique November 1, 2025

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This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

Loosely inspired by hatsunem7ku's hit tweet on X, "this X shit is like peeing for pronoun omg" can be used to describe something a person is extremely bad at.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Kevin got a D- on his math test?
Person 2: This calculating shit is like peeing for them omg

Person 1: Dude Tyler the creator's new song sucks ass..
Person 2: This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

by walucidamn November 1, 2025

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shit

"Shit" is a slang term for "thing" that ought not to have its etymology derived from any expletive — but this slang term ends up derived from the expletive originally meaning "defecating".

When I asked him what he thought of the new movie, he just shrugged and said, 'It was just some shit—nothing special.'

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

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