An incredibly useful, but useless skill.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
by aerolock March 13, 2018

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023

That curry was the shitness
by God King James June 19, 2015

by username___897 April 27, 2024
