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fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023
mugGet the fixing shitmug.

Dem lil shits

I'm finna move dem lil shits.
by Lil square May 31, 2016
mugGet the Dem lil shitsmug.

robot shit

Empty (spent) nitrous oxide canisters, 'whippits', or cream bulbs often discarded and left lying around on the ground at music festivals or technivals where this is a popular drug of choice. The term originated from the observation that they resemble the faeces of robots, being both metallic and the shape of a passed stool.
Wow those guys must have had a big night last night, there's robot shit all around their tent!
by bdooofer January 12, 2016
mugGet the robot shitmug.

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020
mugGet the Shit Happensmug.

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.
When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025
mugGet the Shit Winkermug.

Shit

It's a swear word for poo and in France merd is a bad name because it means shit and lots a people say it to specify something or to look cool.
YOU PEICE OF SHIT!
Man's tryna look cool
SHUT UP YOU STINK OF SHIT
by Ghoulix November 6, 2021
mugGet the Shitmug.

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
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