Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...

I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

chocolate water

Hennessy

"I'm off that chocolate water!" - ParisRose

by blank basquiat January 3, 2019

Diet water

Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.

What kind of diet water is this shit!

by E-pizzel August 19, 2018

Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?

Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit

by _Makaela May 19, 2019