Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...

I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

Pigeon Water

Pigeon Water is the water that drips off of the roof of buildings when it's raining. It is basically a rinsing of the bird shit that is on the roof.

When I caught my cousin being a dumpsterdick, there was pigeon water falling on him.

by Julieelleneubanks December 17, 2008

Water in the basement

When a person has cuffed their pants way to high up

person 1: "look at that dork his mom can't afford long enough pants"
person 2: "Nah, he prob just have water in the basement"

by seatbelt2 October 29, 2021

Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

Dog water

Absolute shit

“Damn Daquan, You’se Dog water at Roblox.”

by BiggieCheeseDrip69 February 7, 2021