Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022

Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020

waffle

A typical thing done by people named Jude. They just randomly chat shit and go on about it for ages. Please shut the fuck up Jude. Thanks.

Jude stop with the fucking waffle

by Jenkdog October 11, 2022

sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...

“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”

by toast.whore January 29, 2021

Waffles

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped

Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.

by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025

Blue Waffle

Catastrophically used, evolved bacteria incubated vaginal region.

Have you ever had Blue Waffle before?

by M.Garr July 28, 2021