Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

Uncle Tony

Best waterpolo manager in history

Wow, I have a pretty good manager
Cool, you must have Uncle Tony

by PeelyBoy69 November 22, 2021

Uncle jimmy ladder

A child's hero worth mentioning

The person she talks about the most is her uncle jimmy ladder for bringing her doll to her for show and tell.

by Alienfiendblokbox June 17, 2022

Uncle Kirky

A man with 5 nephews and abuses them everyday

Stop, Uncle Kirky

by Joanna urmom May 18, 2022

Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so

Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter

by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024