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Bacon

Not the food, but as in good, the best, amazing! It's the best meat out there so describing something as bacon means it's the best
Last night was bacon mate!

That drink is bacon!

Your tits are bacon!
by JbaconJ January 25, 2022
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barbecue bacon burger

by gatto on drugs September 4, 2022
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Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
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bacon cheeto

a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.
Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
by Tikka Jakobo May 21, 2018
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bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014
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Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.
Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.
by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020
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bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon
I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?
by molemanners June 1, 2010
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