Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)

Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it

by LittleCC November 4, 2021

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Ring Around The Rosie

1. Ring Around The Rosie. Usually considered to be when you take an injured goose by its neck and twirl it around till its dead.

Grab that goose and give it the ring around the rosie.

by SuburbanSlayers November 9, 2021

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An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

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Fish Ring

Slang for the female genitalia. More commonly known as vagina, minge, or pussy. Sometimes referred to as fanny. Oftentimes named vajayjay, Penis fly trap, goochie, Minky, or simply hole.

Fish ring is the less misogynistic term referring to ur girls gooch, and will drive every woman absolutely cray cray.

By Jove, that lassie over there has quite a fetching fish ring

by Bingus12345 November 13, 2021

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the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

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the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

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