Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
by Stinky possum December 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Get the Kevin federlinemug. You ok Kevin the Penguin?
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
Get the Kevin the Penguinmug. by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.
by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
Get the Break your Kevin Hartmug.