Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

by PJai October 22, 2022

The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in

I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs

by Surprise giver March 23, 2021

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012

Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

Tallent Surprise

A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff

I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition

by Blakkk October 30, 2020

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017