Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚

1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚

by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017

weeping moon

when it's raining while the moon is visible

''Look at that weeping moon! How beautiful! We're getting wet from the rain though so let's go seek shelter quickly.'' (it's raining while the moon is up and shining)

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Moon man

A god with a blood curdling rage ready to kill any being that opposes their will. Any that come across this being shall perish if not weary of what they do.

Omg did you see moon man slaughter those younglings with no remorse

by Ballsinurmomma January 26, 2023

Moon

Moon is someone who is ugly and fucks short girls with short hair. Only one girl in the whole school wants to suck his ass. Her name starts with a M, OR, K. He is probably rich with a nice yard. He flirts with girls but has much hotter friends.

Kaylee is super pretty, she must be dating moon!

by Bob.ert June 29, 2015

moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.

Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.

by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024

Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023