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Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.
This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much
by gremlinsGizmo May 19, 2020
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P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"
by Charles Chap February 26, 2010
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Pogo the monkey

Last night I watched a great porno and had to pogo the monkey
by pacman-71 February 8, 2010
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cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.
by Just Helping November 22, 2010
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monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
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frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
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monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.
Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
by BrianN May 9, 2006
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