by gremlinsGizmo May 19, 2020
Get the Monkey Babymug. P Monkey.
Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.
The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.
The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"
by Charles Chap February 26, 2010
Get the P Monkeymug. by pacman-71 February 8, 2010
Get the Pogo the monkeymug. When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
by Just Helping November 22, 2010
Get the cracker monkeymug. 1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
Get the monkey guardingmug. the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
Get the frosty monkeymug. Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
by BrianN May 9, 2006
Get the monkey logicmug.