blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

snowclone

A type of formula-based cliché that uses an old idiom in a new context. A common example: "X is the new Y", a generic form of the original expression "pink is the new black". In order to apply the snowclone, X and Y should be substituted with new words or phrases. For the origin of the word, and to see a list of snowclones, go to Wikipedia.

A common example of a snowclone is "X is the new Y", a generic form of the original expression "pink is the new black". Wikipedia

by Alan Barker February 13, 2007

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Stall Sniffle

The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall

Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.

by Vjax October 9, 2016

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

by Chris337 October 16, 2005

Run Car Snow Pen

It means in Swedish "Runkar Snoppen" or when translated to english "Jerking Off", which is not really a direct or perfect translation but you get the point right?

Guy 1: Hey can you say i like to Run Car Snow Pen a guy.
Guy 2:Ok??? I like to Run Car Snow Pen a guy.
Guy 1: HA you fucking gay.

by Captain Slav1 October 14, 2020

Sneak Dissin

Someone who's talking trash behind someone elses back.

"I heard he be sneak dissin about you G!"

by The Destroyer0021 March 26, 2008