Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

smash man

Someone who find it very easy to pick up girls. Usually a dude with blonde hair. He takes every chance he gets, so he is probably smashing your girl right now.

Na na na na na na na na smash man

by Smash Man January 3, 2017

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 19, 2021

Smash

To have a lot of fun 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 this is what happened when you smash

Bro I smashed last night and it was Johns wife!!!

by Phat vieles May 7, 2018

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020