Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.
Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!
by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012
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machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
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Bizatch slap

To bitch slap someone, but in their butt instead of their face. Usually done to a woman, horse, or a very unhappy man.
I bizatch slapped myself and got turned on.
by Billy Dag April 27, 2004
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houdini slap

While slamming a girl from behind, prior to ejaculation pull out and cum on your hand, then insert penis into anus and when she turns around to see what's up, slap her with your jizz encrusted hand
Dude I'm gonna go "watch a movie tonight" with my girl. Make sure to give her the best houdini slap of her life!
by Poopmaster5000 July 27, 2015
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Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special
Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end
by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019
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slap the bus

something that tastes good
Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin

These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.
by cheesyyelli July 30, 2021
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